Miss Adventure
Room service Knockin' on my door
As I lose myself and slipped away
You know me
I'm no fool, no work and all play
Surely
Maybe we can work something out
Oh, we're way past anger
I'm guessing you ain't much one for barter
A gasp escapes me
No explanation
My Lazarus manhood
Stands to attention one last time
And I can't understand
This wasn't part of the plan
This punishment for my misadventure
And I can't comprehend
This wasn't part of the plan
This punishment for my misadventure
Pantyhose? That's how it goes
And I wouldn't eat that Toblerone if I were you
No, no, no, no
I don't care what the coroner finds
But I'm sure he'll find it in my behind
Just hide the stockings, and the lipstick
You can leave the cow wrapped around my neck
Only fitting as I milked myself
Let the turndown know to bring an extra sheet
And I can't understand
This wasn't part of the plan
This punishment for my misadventure
And I can't comprehend
This wasn't part of the plan
This punishment for my misadventure
Now milk me dry
Say sorry to my mother
Hide the lipstick from my father
Say sorry to my mother
Hide the lipstick from my father
Luddite
Well, I've been told some shit today
Robots, robots, robots
Are coming to take my job away
My old buddy, we used to play solitaire
I only beat him on easy
Robots, robots, robots
I can't compare
First they took my letters
A lost art in penmanship
Now I can see ladies fucking in my hands
I can't say I'm too mad at that one
Now they're coming for my hanging out
A beer with Siri just ain't as fun
I hope my song don't compete with your cute cat videos
No, I ain't one to dip my toe
Or get in the way of greener grass grown
But I've got a plan to save us
And it'll only take you and me
Maybe some fishing line
A screwdriver or two
And of course, some dirty cheap wine
I see you, Mr. Googly eyes
Taller than an apple tree
Creeping through my windows
Go round for round with me!
This ain't the Amazon
Shenanigans, I can't abide
I watched you metastasize
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Status, status, status ain't your status
Status, status, status ain't your status
Hark, for I am the herald of our salvation
Only I can save us from these tech giants
And their evil corrupted tribe
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Status, status, status ain't your status
Go round for round with me
Control, alt, delete
Control, alt, delete
Control, alt, delete
Control
Control, alt, delete
Control, alt, delete
Control, alt, delete
Control
Go round for round with me
Sackville
Is it you? Is it me?
In this not-so-secret conspiracy
Mama told me love's out there go find it
But this ain't at all how she described it
Dancing around and around and around it
This inevitability
Spiral around and around and around this
Trapped in my repulsion
Dancing around and around and around it
Was it you? Was it me?
Spiral around and around and around this
It was you
Was it you? Was it me
Mutual attraction
Spiritual distraction
Chasing a love that never was
Or ever will be
Dancing around and around and around it
This inevitability
Spiral around and around and around this
Trapped in my repulsion
Dancing around and around and around it
Was it you? Was it me?
Spiral around
It was you
You fucking psycho
And we only stick together
For the damaged kid inside of
You inside of me, inside of you
Don't you realize
We are just fucking until we feel something
Fucking until we feel something
Don't you
Realize
We're just fucking until we feel something
Don't you
Realize
We're just fucking until we feel something
Lost Vagus
Freak out!
Fissures in my gut
In a hole
And barely alive
Shovel's length
Standing six feet five
Gamble on a house that's winning
Must say the odds aren't pretty
When you bet it all on blue
When you bet it all on blue
Never was one to endure the rain
Despite my efforts to go insane
I just wanted to see
I just wanted a peak
At the man that I thought that I'd never be
I know you're only trying to help me
But you're freaking me out
Invisible tigers come to get me
Come to tear me apart
Post-traumatic way of living
More than just my time I'm giving
Not obliged to say anything
Now scream with me, now scream with me
You're not obliged to say anything
Now scream with me
You have the right to go insane
Are you all in?
Are you all in?
Never was one to endure the rain
Despite my efforts to go insane
I just wanted to see
I just wanted a peak
At the man that I thought that I'd never be
Never was one to endure the rain
Despite my efforts of going insane
Now I
Are you all in?
Now scream with me
Are you all in?
Are you all in now?
Are you all in?
Are you all in now?
Never was one to endure the rain
Despite my efforts to go insane
I just wanted to see
I just wanted a peak
At the man that I thought that I'd never be
Never was one to endure the rain
Despite my efforts of going insane
Now I wasted all my fucking time!
Calm Down
Whisper now for me words sublime
Those magical words that help each time
To slip me further down the hole
Remind me I'm not in control
Wait
A moment of clarity
Wait
A place to rest my head
Won't you please calm down
Sick of the sight and the sound
Won't you
Tell me again
How it's all in my head
And how I can just calm down
A cross you bare for all
I'd rather you said nothing at all
I've been feeling blue
In my fictions
Navigating through
My expectations
Won't you please calm down
Sick of the sight and the sound
I'm feeling fine and I'm pushing through
This revelation is all thanks to you
Shout, shout, shout
Those two words for me
My ancient incantation sure to solve this for me
Whisper now for me words sublime
Those magical words that help each time
To slip me further down the hole
Remind me I'm not in control
Why won't you just calm down
Why won't you just calm down
Sick of the sight and the sound
Why won't you just calm down
Why won't you just calm down
Maybe if I make myself bleed
I'll heal quicker
Sweat from the brow
My only elixir
I'll keep rowing
Through this squall and thunder
I'll keep rowing
Through and through
This storm of mine
This cloud of mine
Constellations
Oh, I've a grievance with them stars
It's none of ya business
(It's none of ya business)
Oh, I've a grievance with them stars
I just know they've gone too far this time
Opened Sunday's rag
Page 14, if you know what I mean
Horoscopes, mediums
It was there in black and white
Live this day as if it was your last
Well then, alright!
How was I to know?
I left my girlfriend and my darling wife
I waved goodbye to the kids
I don't need that strife
I sold the house, my car, and all my clothes too
Spent all my money on Bordello Avenue
I called my supervisor
Told him to eat a dick
Oh, That old bastard
Man he never missed a trick
Left with nothing
But a septic cock
At least no work tomorrow
Let's rock!
How was I to know?
If only I was born a fucking Virgo
If it wasn't for that proclamation
I wouldn't be standing here
Shaking my fist!
Shaking my fist at that constellation!
I curse my mamma
For looking so damn fine
In January of 1989
I blame my barber!
I blame my Libra tattoo!
And if you get too close I will blame you too!
Oh I've a grievance with them stars!
I just know they've gone too far this time!
I curse my mumma!
For looking so damn fine!
In that hot summer night of January 1989!
I blame my Libra tattoo!
So, it's all bullshit?
How was I to know?
If only I was born a fucking Virgo
I have a grievance with them stars!
I have a grievance with them stars!
I have a grievance with them stars!
Stars!